OK! HERE's a nnew post!
a post loooong enough to move the lovey-dovey sex-crazed snails down.
down.
down.
down.
down.
low.
low.
low.
low.
she hit the flo' next thing you know,
shortie got low low low low.
ok see, looooonnnngg and crappppy enough?
the obscenely-explicit disgusting photo of such cute "smooth" creatures... GONE!
im soo tired. going to fall sick soon. sian.
dont feel like working. so frustrating.
cos a new FULL TIME PA just joined.
a 40yr lady.
teach her until soo pek chek.
just feel like knocking her down.
hahahahahahahaha.
ok think too much.
feel like slapping her.
ok better dont backstab.
i teach her everything.
then ask if she understands, she said yes.
so i asked her to do.
giving her a bit of pointers.
"nvm, u no need help me. i will do myself then u see if correct."
she stared at the screen for almost 10 minutes.
i completed 3 of the same stuff she was doing in that period.
"i think you better teach me. run through slowly with me. cos i dont really grasp it. slowly."
"......"
omg. how pekchek u tell me la.
first dont need my help, then say i go through too fast.
anyway, how to run through slowly?
i thought run so slow = jog?
shouldnt it be jog thru?
HOW SLOW SHE WANTS? 5km/hr?
ARGH. so whatever i thot ytd,
SHE TOTALLY NVR ABSORB LA.
deserve to run and touch the chinup bar and back and knock it down 1000 and do 1000 sit ups and 1000 crunches and everything in everything out and camou on camou off and 1000 buddha clap and you know, army stuff etc..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
on the bus on the way home. dammn lame la.
was sitting down behind this chinese man. the bus went past little india.
got this particular indian man.
ok the end.
hahahahaha.
just joking..
ok before i continue...
this is not a racist entry k.
(although i always make fun of them)
and dont ask me why i always take bus soooo interesting.
cos I ALSO DONO!
ok continue....
this indian guy went to sit next to this chinese man.
then what happened triggered off free entertainment for me for the next half hour
hahahahaha.
the indian sat down. then reached out his hand to adjust the aircon.
then out of no where, the chinese man said very loudly:
"DONT TOUCH MY AIRCON"
hahha. i was laughing inside la.
then the indian man said:
in his deep bangla accent (u go imagine la)
"i not touching u aircon"
HE SAID U AIRCON. WTHHHHH. haha.
(i bet u were like stupidly trying to say it in the deep bangla accent la)
haha, enough. let me continue or else this post will nvr end. haha.
then they started arguing where the aircon should face.
shout and shout. aiyo.
nothing better to do.
half an hour then sit side by side argue.
wtf. i would have expected them to stand up and push each other la.
nothing of that sort.
just scold and scold. lucky never spew out mother father (in hokkien and tamil).
bo liao right. aircon face where also argue.
then the chinese man say:
"i nvr shout at you, then u shout, u wan to fight is it. i talk to you so nicely."
ya, i believe u nvr shout. *rolls eyes like 10 million times*
"DONT TOUCH MY AIRCON" is not shout, then wad?
whispering sexily ar?
ok la. tired liao.
xoxo