im blogging right now during lecture.
my goodness, i swear my upper and lower eyelids are resisting the temptation to kiss each other.
save me!
lectures have rather funny the past few days, with bimbotic girls giving stupid comments to the marketing lecturer's question.
"which toothpaste gives u a bright wide smile?" Darlie Toothpaste. this one ok.
guess what the girl said to the question "which toothpaste is nice smelling breath?"
DET-fucking-TOL!
DETTOL!
since when was there dettol toothpaste?!
idea right.
someone pls suggest to dettol!
oh wait, maybe they are in the midst of producing one alrdy!
and the girl's giggles are still haunting me in my sleep.
ok just exaggerating.
was attending math tutorial on mon.
and the maths tutor asked the class..
"do you guys know who came up with calculas (differentiation etc)?"
some idiot said "Ghandhi".
wad the fuck la. hahahahahahaha.
oh and i hate life sciences! to the core.
every week a different speaker will give a lecture.
we thot the first was bad.
wait till we saw the latest one (3rd lecturer).
i have nothing again foreigners ok?
NOTHING. NOTHGING NOTHING NOGITHG NOTHGIH NOTHING!
but their accents crack me up. haha!
try deciphering these words (he pronounced it the exact same way ive typed):
1. pehr
2. fee 4 fei group
3. C fee
4. oxgen
5. defu lane
6. nu kiss
7. prosperity.
i swear in a million years u will nvr figure out what he said.
and oh, we re-named Life Sciences as Bedtime Stories instead.
